deadliftsandbeer:

livelovelaughandlift:

Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

(via propizi0)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via theres-still-hopeee)

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via galactic-elephants)